nawsike:

*goes to england*

me: excuse me, what time is it?

brit: time wots that m8?

*big ben chimes*

everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*

brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG

tltty:

“money can’t buy happiness” is like the biggest lie ever do you know how happy i’d be if i was rich

esexist:

yeah there are a lot of fish in the sea but how many have low standards

scraggay:

mom do you think i look okay in these nudes

lolzpicx:

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

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i found it

andwhentheskywasopened:

continueplease:

louwhis:

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

i found it

the original post

i found it

bandoge:

why does santa get more things for rich kids

hamburgay:

Tumblr giveaway. Must be following me. Everyone is winner. Everyone gets to follow me. My posts are prizes. Enjoy blog friends.

mexican-lassiter:

cherrymilkshake:

transgalacticwanderer:

wiggleofjudas:

saathi1013:

awesomephilia:

Whoever put the ‘b’ in the word ‘subtle’ deserves a pat on the back

And whoever put the ‘s’ in the word ‘lisp’ should be shunned.

^ FACT.

The person who put 3 “t”s in “stutter” is going to get their butt kicked…

What about the spelling of “dyslexia”?

whoever chose hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia as the fear of long words is gonna have a rope around their neck